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Yooper Creation Story
In da beginning dere was nuttin'.
Den on da first day God created da Upper Peninsula.
On da second day, He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish and
da ducks.
On da third day He said, let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula.
On da fourth day He created da udder world down below.
On da fifth day He said "Let dere be trolls to live in da world down
below".
On da sixth day He created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to
get to heaven.
God saw it was good and on da seventh day He went huntin'. |
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